Commercial Interruption

So this afternoon my roommate suggested I start a dating blog. Great idea, though I'd have to pull myself from the vortex of 'OKSTUPID' long enough to document these disasters. I did throw together a couple of angst-filled rants, but will hold off on sharing them until I can afford the subsequent forced institutionalization.

In the meantime...

Here's a highlight from date number two with bachelor number seven. It came on TV when he got up to take a piss. I couldn't find exact commercial online, so you'll have to settle for a different ad from the same fine establishment.

You should get the idea.